The Virgins – The Virgins
Spiky. Artsy. Slick. Edgy.
Some or all of these adjectives are bound to be employed by various music hacks to describe this New York quartet who has recently been purveying their own brand of up-tempo funk-soul in a very cool bar near you. Comparisons with fellow New Yorkers The Strokes are also a sure-fire bet, similarities that are not unfounded. Both are led by Manhattan scenesters who clearly like a party, and the sound of angular guitars chopping over hi-hat heavy drums is not a million miles away from The Strokes debut Is This It. But while Julian Casablanca’s lyrics seared with a caustic wit and jaded indifference to the sex and drugs clichés that permeate New York’s uber-cool social scene, Virgins front man Donald Cummings instead revels in the decadence of, “cocaine brunches” of “the girls on the street”.
A few too many, “ooh baby’s” and, “woo woo’s” (one song is actually called Hey Hey Girl) make The Virgins’ eponymous debut anything other than great background music for the sorts of art-house parties that the band are used to frequenting. Only Murder diverges from the spoilt rich kid narratives; sporting a chorus straight out of George Clinton’s songbook it sounds like a courtroom testimony put through a funk-o-meter and given a disco overhaul.
The melodies are rich throughout and, while not the most original they are certainly catchy, with songs such as Rich Girls and She’s Expensive sure to be sound tracking the next series of E4’s Skins. The prominent bass lines complete with syncopated guitar riffs and funk-harmonies are so polished that the one almost expects credits to roll after the album’s finale, listing Prince and Lenny Kravitz as co-producers.
It’s not that The Virgins are a bad band, nor that this is a bad album. The sunshine harmonies and prolific hooks interwoven amongst angsty tales of fun, frolics and fashion will have you dancing your woes away in your own imaginary downtown disco. It’s just that you can’t help but feel that they could have taken a few more risks in making the album, rather than following the same identikit formula for success that so many of their spiky, artsy, slick and edgy predecessors have used. Still, it’s understandable that they’d want their first time to go as smoothly as possible.
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